I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

Thank the diety and/or universal force of your choosing daily for Nicki Minaj.


The song is garbage & shes wack as hell. They paid Drake a ton of money to be in a video for a wack song. Drake knows the song is garbage but eff it they wanna pay me thousands imma take the money and sit here and pretend Nicki’ is Secret Moneii, Jhonni Blaze or Tyger Booty NONE of whom she could hold a candle too. Drakes not in a suit or even dressed casual because the hes dressed in the video is how we men go to a no class strip lub in the summer time. I notice he got his dick rubbed on and didnt throw a single dollar significant action based on what we think of this chick rubbin on me for free. #stupidho  So tell me whose really got the power.  Her entire image has been made a joke from day one. But people are so non realistic about their own worthless lives they’ll follow a chick who uses the image of an american lifeless toy/doll to represent the female race. Really? Barbie? How fake is that? #stupidho